NoT-SoCoMMoN SeNSe

a few head-shaking things u hear in the bts phone.

* NURSE: hello?, can u send someone to pick up the body to the mortuary?.
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* NURSE: hello bts bank? can i have some numeric (pneumatic) tubes please?
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* NURSE: hello ah? izzit bloodbank? can i order one unit of psp please? m.o. approved!.
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* DOCTOR: hello bloodbank, your m.o. approved 1 frozen washed rbc. may i know what is it huh?
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* BTS: hello bts here, mojo jojo speaking, can i help you?
* NURSE: hold on ha . . (makes you wait 1 minute, making your neck ache)
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* NURSE: (ward) hello bts, can i have 500ml ffp please asap for my patient?
* BTS: (takes pt ic & particulars) ok, half an hour then collect.
* NURSE: aiyo, can it be faster? my doctor asked me to order an hour ago but i was busy.
* BTS: do you have a thawer on your side ma'am?
* NURSE: no. but i need it very urgent how?
*BTS: (sarcastic) but i need to thaw it too, so how? cant give ice kachang to your patient ryt?
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as you can see . .this is only the tip of the iceberg. we are not given extra pay for these work hazards we deal every single day. its not even in my contract! this is a work hazard! lolz. . . they even call you plum sometimes and they don't know you. huhuhuhuhuhu . . .



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