HaPPyHoLLoWeeN???

how can u greet a person whose legs are trembling, skin so pale and heart beating 100miles per hour happy holloween?? where did this greeting come from anyway? geez . . i think my holloween isn't going to be happy. i might just be called back to do another night shift. poor piglet, broke down already because of work and some evil virus roaming around the lab. drop your guard 1 sec and it will pin you down to your bed. instant 2 day medical leave. aiyo. yo yo. yo yo. like what my former boss use to say. so irritating. now that im using it, it sounds kinda funny. aiyo, yo yo, yo yo. dunno what that means! Welcome to singapore NoNo Tan!

HaPPyHoLLoWeeN!!!

DoNTBeLiDDaTLaH!

bilatibay and two thirds! im so so so upset. we were fooled by our landlady. the with that she is lied in our faces about our house. she's selling it! and we moved in for only a couple of months! aiyo, i dont know what to say anymore. the house was unfurnished when we took it. the first time in six years that i chose an unfurnished house and bought stuff (bedz, fridge, bulky stuff)and got lucky with a very cunning landlady. ill learn witchcraft and poke her backside always. hmp.. . . on the other hand, im almost finished segregating my europe trip pics. took a while coz i really got no time nor the energy and the patience to sit in front of a pc and wait for it and see it crawl. thanks to ping2x and piglet for clearing up before my night shift. people who understands that 2 heads, 4 hands, 6 feet, 8 eyes IS better than 1 should be produced more into this world. life is bearable if not light and enjoyable with them. and of course you won't be back bitten. hehehehe. voldy voldy voldy . .tsk tsk tsk . .

StuPidIty!

common sense. how can homo sapiens be stupid. humpty dumpty is smarter! c'mon, you wanna die and yet you jump in a not-so-high platform? why dont you buy a gun? no money? a few more stairs to climb and you feel tired and you say ill jump at this height. goodness! so stupid! climb halfway and then jump, result? 20 bags of rbc and some ffp and stress to the bloodbank! poor eric, im sorry bro, they say luck is waht you make of it. but this time i know its out of your hands. and why do we try to save people committing suicide huh? they wanna die right? let them be! ask that guy to jum off his bed head first! or better yet, TTSH has floors high enuf to end your life!now my soles are sore because i was busy in the morning. grrrrr . .linte kamo nga mga pana!!!

NytZuCKs!

5 nights in 2 weeks. jeez. what have i done in the past life to deserve this. lucky me to have tranquil nights though. nothing traumatic. tsk tsk tsk. slept the whole day. our neighbors from hell stopped drilling so i slept till 1 pm in the afternoon. what a bum. 13 hours of sleep! no wonder im gaining weight. hahaha. i dont care. married already. normal to have a bulging tummy. ask my brothers. hehehhe. aiyo, i hate cats. i really do. i dont know how my wife can love a cat. especailly an eggless one. everytime i remember the box that that evil thing destroyed, my BP goes up. i'll turn him into a pao one day. MARK MY WORDS OZZY!

YuMMeeeey!!

i have to share this . .. hahaha!

Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you theowner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears andinto his hair.

"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

Liverpool 2 Everton 1!!!!

cheers to all kopites! . .finally had our revenge. Darn those blues. hehehe. Night shift again in this lonely corner of the lab. the only thing that accompanies you throughout the night are beeps from centifuges and calls from stupid nurses. if i had three wishes from a genie ryt now is first, world peace (eww). second is to have a happily ever after type of life and third is to make nurses' brains bigger than the size of a sunflower seed! damn those bed numbers! damn those 30 minutes equals 15 mins! grrrrrrrrrr.

WhAt'SdOppOsIteOfOppOsIte?

life's crazy. you go for a holiday for 2 weeks and for just a mere day of hell at work, burnt you up all over again. sometimes it makes me wonder, why do people get sick? why don't they just die and be quiet. sigh. if they all die, i wont have any kuan to burn for my holidays. no choice then. got a good day though, went through it without a hitch. though tired and cranky, im well contented and satisfied. though my soles disagree. i wonder if people do get a flat sole/foot just by standing too long. those are the real hazards of my job. flatfooted, renal impairment and highblood pressure. . .

wHy PeoPle HatE NyT ShiFts

well, here i am again. mid life crisis it seems. doing night shift, browsing the net for same old things. a question popped into my now-less-active-brain, trying to conserve energy. why do i hate night shifts? well, i guess its because i never get to see the sun rising? lolz. it has been months when i last saw the sun rising. out of the blue, another question popped in my head, how can u differentiate a sunrise and a sunset in a photograph? . . .tsk tsk tsk . .HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALF!!!

WHeW!

just came back from our europe trip . . .too tired. too tired to think i'll be working again. . . pictures will be uploaded soon . .. need more calories just to click my mouse . . . i miss mikaele and katya . . .sobz.

EuRoPe!

whew . .on our 4th day already and im pretty much tired. though its a different feeling of fatigue coz after seeing an old church or a picturesque landscape, it's all worth it. . .cant wait to be back to upload all the pics i manage to capture. i miss my bed too!