MRS. CHRiSTiNe F. DieSTo

as you sleep soundly tonight, let me do the dreaming for you. these are beautiful words inspired by what we commonly have, had and will enjoy till life after our deaths. thank you for all the things that you have done for me. my gratitude is endless and i feel blessed to share the rest of my life with you . . .

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. You and I have it, we have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we will find that we are one tree and not two.

i love you.

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THe GReaT PReTeNDeR

i really don't get why people pretend. is it because you want to fool everyone or yourself? last thing that i'll do is lose my self respect.

december is coming and i know people are looking at me to do the first step. why me? i do have reasons and people know why christmas at work is not the same as last year. you guys know my reasons as to why im choosing to be the grinch this holiday season. ok, maybe it's exaggerated. maybe not the grinch. just someone who won't organize a single thing coz i don't want to pretend im happy at work.

i love you guys. all of you. erhm maybe a few exceptions lah. hehehe. yet its not reason enough for me to pretend. i told you, or most of you, that i'm not celebrating since mother superior is going abroad. final. i'm sorry.

anyways, i won't be sabotaging anything that you might come up. i will follow. nevertheless i will try my best until i couldn't take pretending no more. i would even help decorating your little cell known as BTS. lolz. im sorry to the old folks of the lab for hanging a white colored lantern. seems i really have to learn more about chinese culture.

enough said. will talk to you again later. damn this anti S . . .so many things to prepare. . . . anti p1 some more . . . arghhhh . . .ot 17 shut up!!!!!


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PeRFeCT HouSEBaND

wah lau!
dammit. so so forgetful. was planning to upload bali photos tonight since im on night shift again. darn!

anyways, am glad that passing messages tonight was smooth and quiet (so far i haven't discovered something fishy). i do hope it will be a quiet night since again i forgot to take some vitamins and dinner wasn't that great. i dunno what's wrong with me. i noticed lately that i have been sloppy in the kitchen. even my chicken arroz caldo this lunchtime isn't as yummy. do you hear me god of the kithen??? do you want me to be an atheist?

just finished watching hellboy II . . .so funny . .this is one feelgood movie. especially that scene whereby abe and red were singing barry manilow's "can't smile without you" . . .lolz . .im still smiling . . .

just finished watching transamerica this afternoon too . .while folding clothes coz my other half is so busy working . . .imagine me on top of my bed in fron of my tele and beside me are 3 hampers full of clothes ready to be folded. ami a good husband or wat?!?!?!?

hey borj, why doncha watch transamerica and see lynette scavo having a penis!!!its in our dvd player . .i haven't taken it out yet . . .feel sorry im not beside you tonight . .just sniff yourself to sleep with my favorite (unwashed for 6 years) blue pillow . . .keep it warm for me. luv ya.

laters buwayas . ..


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LoNGeViTY . .

this is not what filipinos are known for. may it be in age, patience, nor at work. they do get bored easily and jump from one work to another.they don't live as old as the chinese either. and, for me as an example, has a very thin skin. onion skinned SOB who can get angry at a wink.

well, i thought the day would end up miserable. lots of things to keep me awake. yet again, the phone lines inside the lab had problems. making half of my shift reading newspapers and yawning. i even watched half a movie.

i didn't realize that my partner has been working in a lab for 30 years now. no this is not a typing error. i really intended to write the number 30! she has been working since 1978! goodness gracious mehh!!! thats the year i was born!!!!!!!! nice thing coz she was talking about the procedures she has been doing like manual methods and stuff that i can relate. i was one unfortunate soul to be attached in a hospital that is so poor that what we were doing, singapore was doing it 30 years ago. thats how backward our medicine in my hometown. and for me to realize this overturns what i can see for myself. i was blessed to have experienced the poor, manual method and the modern wonders of laboratory medicine. geeezzz.

90 mins more to go . . better buckle up and read those damn fridge temperatures or else the lau da tai tai will throw lightning and growl thunder at me . . .(peace lola)


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eXPoSiNG SCaLP SCaNDaL

out of nothing.
i just decided to shave the bush on top of my head i call hair.
no bets.
no influences.
going retro i s'pose.
too cold. december coming. i need protection. wind is chilly. noontime sun is so hot.
lucky i cut after Bali. or else my scalp will get sunburnt and brain fried.

it's sunday and im still working. left my wife soundly asleep and im so jealous coz even my dog is soundly asleep. except for the fat cat in the kitchen who asked for his breakfast showed sympathy for the lone person who just woke up to do his shift. i appreciate what you have done ozzy. (i still think you are ungrateful).

i don't know how to get through today. i know my saliva will turn sour for not talking. maybe ill talk to myself.

i love you wabs. im sorry i have to work . . . . huragok for me willya?!?

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THiRTY-FouR MoNTH BoNDaGe

hehehe . .sounds like a porn flick . . .anyways . .HaPPY MoNTHLiVeRSaRY Borj....looking forward to watch a movie with you tonight (i hope). its very rare nowadays that i get proposals for a date. its always me who gives it. hmmn . .hint hint. . .

dammit. i thought i will be sleeping this half day and what do i get? my most favorite shift of all time. early shift sux. im the person who wishes night will turn to day and day turn into night. i cant sleep early and i dont want to wake up early too. MJ, you should have a very valid reason why did you go sick leave! it's my monthliversary!!!

well, peaceful now. so far i just issued 4 units of platelets. just finished my cheap copi and bullied Lin Lau Da to go home. busy night. transport driver grumpy. whats new????

its been 30 mins in my shift now and im sleepy. pray for me and for my eyelids.

damn all of you who has no work and is resting now. may all of you have stiff necks!


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'NuFF SaiD

yep . .thats all folks. . .shows over . . finally realized im wasting precious time to same old shit. no sane person would cry over spilled milk. or even more, spoilt milk. spoilt stinky rotting curdling milk. (i could go on and on and on . . .)

well, just letting everybody know . . .we should see bali, indonesia next year guys . . .we were there last weekend for my wife's bday and that was a blast. mr ramos should agree with me. but this time around we should do all water activities and leave our wives in one corner to gossip, ok?

probably july or august 2009 . . .watchutink????


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ouCH! DiD iT HuRT?

is dat u?

is that really you?

i took up some fishing lessons when i was in Bali, Indonesia over the weekend and guess what! someone took the bait!!!

what a big catch that was. a whaleful of deceit!or a gurami of truth! i dunno how to describe it but both definitions are valid. ( making it a gurami is an exaggeration, i just don't know any fish smaller than a gurami, could be microscopic!)

guilty? define guilt. Self-reproach for supposed inadequacy or wrongdoing. whoa. a little logic here.
1. you did something wrong.
2. you read a blog and related yourself to it.
3. you "self-reproach".
4. you reacted.
5. you are guilty!
jury's out . . . or maybe just look in the mirror and save some dignity. guilty. on all counts!

life is not fair i suppose. that's what the Bible tells me. it is just. nobody's throwing at an apple tree unless they bear fruit (lots of it ,actually). my life right now, if i could describe it, is simply full of love, contentment and hunger for adventure at the same time. i know im not perfect nor will i ever be but with my wife beside me im complete. we complement each other. yes we do fight. ask your apuys and great grandparents and they will tell you the same old boring verdict. marriage is not a bliss. it is a struggle. and i know we are winning . . . .

awim bawep awim bawep awim bawep . . . .to all my fans . . .thank you for running my business well even though its none of your business. to my lesser minions! come and lets declare that today is the day that is the same as last year! and im just curious why you continue reading my blog even though it is sometimes contaminated with garbage like this entry.

Trivia: did you know that this blog can track you down wherever you are and at what time you read this and what operating system and browser you use and . . . .lots more!

search "bansoy diesto" under google dot com. geeeez . .im a celebrity!

desperate? insane? . . .tsk tsk tsk. all i thank for is that my wife saved me from hell. gave me back my self respect and dignity and showed me how love should be lived. love is never an obligation. needs not to be laborous. love is like a plain gaze and not gifts mandatory given. materialistic-ism , social climbing and being "kay poh" does nothing good. i cannot even handle my own blog, then why would i read others? (except for Mr. Biga-on's blog of course). friendster sux. and why would we read yours btw? all we could get are lies and deceit and self proclaimed do gooder. never did, never will. im sorry to disappoint. im only human with a will not to waste on gossips.

facts are facts. manipulated truth. name it. bottom line is i won't gather followers to join my cause. i am what i am and i don't give a shit of what other people say. no, i dont owe you anything and i say what ever i want to say. ill tell the truth coz im forced to do so. ill do everything that i can to protect my family and loved ones. being quiet did me no good. maybe someone did asked for it. maybe it's googles' fault. damn you google dot com!

i was tempted to react word for word. i was about to go berzerk and break my comfort zone and be like hmmn . . anyways, mooooozahhhh . .thanks adam sandler. you are helping me. mooooosaaaaahh . ..mooooossaaaaahh . . .

fritz, joan, hope, latanafrancia. . .ideas? you bloody know how life can be cruel at times. how to make it bearable are friends like you. you guys never say anything, you never do anything. you watch, you read, yet you know the truth. yup, truth hurts, even for those people who manufacture them.

keep on reading my friends and my not so friends. make me some money!


wabsie, you are the bestest.

ps. my other half is laughing so hard she can't stand up straight. shallow . . .shallow . . . this is a waste of our time. our precious time.

read more. be curious. fill us with your hatred. you are making us stronger. salamat.
(btw, when were you a part of us?, hmmn. . . another lie. down it goes to the drain . . .)

lie, lier, lie(est?).

(shaking head)

gotta go, tummy's grumbling. full of air laughing. wasted 10 mins. darn.

watch one lie, learn to lie, teach one to lie. liars!

BaLi. . .

well, were off to bali, indonesia tomolo. cant't wait and the perfect way to end a gruelling week with a perfect view of a perfect beach in a perfect holiday.

to those who want to drop a kaboom on bali again, think twice ok? you can do what ever you want after the 12th. you can even nuke them. let us have our 96 hours of fun in the sun, and clubs, and beaches, and shopping, and topless er . . ., and pictures (typo error) . . . and tours, and volcanoes and authentic balinese food and traditions . . .

geared up and ready to go . . .all we need now is sleep. ta ta!


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ConFuSeD? GuiLT? oR PLaiN GaRBaGe?

there has been a saying, no matter how you make garbage look good, whether you raise them up and put in a glass pedestal, dress them in nice expensive clothes, mix them with good smelling people, they still are and always will be garbage.

yep. today's topic is garbage. the type that you don't want to talk about coz they smell. well today's an exception coz i think the garbage doesn't know where they belong.

some people are born with manners. some do have a great sense of self worth. some people like to piss standing and some squatting. some can piss as high as the eiffel tower. some people have talents yet don't know it and some use it for their own greed. some people can take compliments well and build on them to do more good. some just stuff them in their heads like helium in a balloon and could make them float, into the universe of morons. some are educated, to the purpose of serving what is good. and some do use their intelligence to make themselves filthy like sluts.

i do break my silenc now after 5 years of self control. my loved one has been attacked for some envious, maniacal, selfish reasons of a scum who seems to be so proud of what slime she had made out of a good, and decent person i thought she was. (wow, i called her a person, dammit). once and for all, read this if you still understand english. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG, BUT I DONT CONSIDER YOU A BITCH. I HAVE A DOG AND I THINK MY DOG IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU ARE. MORE HUMAN THAN YOU ARE. SHE FOLLOWS ORDERS, KNOWS MY MOOD AND CAN READ MY EMOTIONS. SHE EATS, SLEEPS AND POOPS NORMALLY. NO, I DONT COMPARE YOU TO HER POOP EITHER. IT DOESNT STINK AS MUCH AS YOU DO. IT CANT BE THE FLIES THAT PLAYS WITH MY DOG'S POOP COZ I THINK THEY STILL HAVE A BIGGER BRAIN THAN YOU HAVE. YOU ARE THE SCUM THAT RESIDES IN MY DOG'S SHIT, FEEDING UNTIL YOU DON'T DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM THE CRAP YOU ARE ON. YOU ARE THE MOST ROTTEN, SELF CENTERED AND MISERABLE SOCIAL CLIMBER THAT I KNOW WHO THINKS THAT YOU ARE A PIECE OF JEWELRY IN A GLASS PEDESTAL BUT IN REALITY (with your hypocrisy), A PIECE OF GARBAGE. NOTHING MORE THAN A GARBAGE.

you say you have friends? or they are just your puppets? like me. i was one. one stupid puppet. and you are my most obtuse error in life. you manipulate people including your family, from fake delusions and bogus illnesses, you will do everything just to have your way. the garbage way. when will you grow up? when will you accept the reality that it is the cheapest thing what you are doing right now. does your other half know that you are still holding something from the past? have some self respect (im wondering how a shit-head could achieve one) and move on. what you did to me was accepted. it is unforgivable. it is a motive to murder you. (remember this? attention, care, sister's tuition, financial help). you showed no respect to what was given to you and now that you lost it you want to destroy who i found deserving? only a scumbag like you can, will and would do that. at first i was angry, then i loathed, and now, tsk tsk tsk, with all the efforts you have done, i pity you. you made me stronger. you made me love my wife more. and i do think the more you do it, the stronger our relationship gets. and you are not worthy of anything from me. only this time. (still hoping that you have enough brain cells to understand this). you were dumped. get over it. like a garbage that you are.

copy, or better yet, subscribe to my blog. earn me more money.

humility is a virtue and you are scum. (copy that)

watch one, learn one, teach one. yep, you watch your sis, learn from your sis, teach your little sis. watch garbage, teach garbage, learn garbage. (im laughing coz you are so entertaining)

remember . . .someone is watching . . .even garbages are watched!


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HaPPY HaLLoWeeN!

something to feed you guys. hongkong pics long overdue. so bored tonight so i have to do this or else my subconcious will overtake my concious state. zzzzzzz...








taken on our first day in hongkong. can u imagine a signal number 8 typhoon warning? yep, we were outside sightseeing in this weather . . .sorry for some blue pics ya . .





second day. ocean park cancelled. and we have to deal with "the peak". nothing spectacular. only some garbage cans and garbages flying . .





some retail therapy in hongkong . . .for what i think hongkong is famous for . . . my wife loved it . . mum and pop did too . .




















finally some sun. and of course, disneyland. it might be the size of the toilet in disneyworld but it made our day . . .especially our senior citizens . . .





daisy duck, pluto, goofy and who was that? the she-devil?




hongkong disneyland was already preparing their halloween theme . . . nightshots looks creepy coz they did it this way. . .





so what does a medical technologist do in hongkong? go to a resto with a shitty theme. yes, their theme is about shit, er, toilet actually. you sit in a toilet bowl, eat in a toilet bowl. your table is a bath tub. your glass is a urinal. your lamp is shaped like a plunger. and all the decors in the wall are shit. simple. yummy. gastronomic.
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