Thursday, January 31, 2008

uNDeRSTaNDTHiS!

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

"The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes."

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all."

“The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”

"Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms”


hilarious. comments? ladies?

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

CoNT......

this is a continuation of my busiest night ever in my whole ttsh career. a week after and im still not over it. am i over acting? maybe. runny nose, fever maybe, coughing like a dog, 3 bleeders, depleted fridge, demanding doctors, "demanding" nurses coz the doctors are demanding, problematic transport drivers, nonresponsive bts (sucker) medical officers, a very tired indian janitor/porter. thats all of it. imagine. i should write a book on how to survive. on how to catch shit when its thrown at you. (you don't! coz its shit you dumbass!). long night tonight . .no action. . . .

Saturday, January 19, 2008

PuNiSHeD!

i don't know why i am being punished today . . .just when i stepped in for work then bam! . . emergency blood needed . . armpit sweaty, hands barely warmed up . . .and there i go, in the middle of the crossfire of stupid calls and impatient porters in my window. i barely came in and im totally spent. with blocked nose, itchy throat, ears that can barely hear and an aching back, i somehow have to manage to pass through this hell of a night. what did i do wrong Almighty Father?

sad today, thought of my eldest cousin. . . they will send him to his final resting place tomorrow morning . . won't ever going to see him again. the personality, the frankness, the smile even with some tooth lacking. . . my prayers are for you manong chub . . .breaks my heart not to be there. . i'll surely miss you. you are loved by my family so much.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

2YeaRS???

i was completely free today . . .since 0100 hrs till 0500 hours, i could do anything except work. no specimens. no calls. its about time i think that they paid back(mumbling here) . .anyways, it gave me time to finish a slideshow for my wife . . its always nice to browse thru old pics . . especially those really close to your heart, if not, embedded in your heart. 2 years running . . tsk tsk tsk . . this coming january 15 marks the day i married my best friend . . that was a blast! . .a lot of things happen . . tsunamis, earthquakes, er, hehehe, lab u borj!. . its just that in a weird, funny kinda way i feel like its a dream. i could close my eyes and see my wife was my classmate and my best mate and we wouldn't have the slightest suspicion or the impossibility of the occurence (wah lau! beli gud engrish ah beng!) that we would end up getting hitched . . anyways, just like the day, that special day. i would still look at you with the same set of eyes. i love you christine. advance happy 2nd anniversary wabsie.

Monday, January 7, 2008

JeeeZZZ

it has been a long time now . .christmas has passed . . .new year came . . .suddenly i got nothing to write . . .now that im on night shift again, i just wanna say F*%K Y*$ to all the people of the world. have a great year ahead. may you create more problems. pollute the earth more. loiter. vandalize.

just a question. what is it with chinese people and the color red? its weird coz during the chinese new year, most of the decors and dresses they wear is colored red but when you come up to the lab and work wearing red, you get weird stares, if not comments. weird people.

anyways, my good friend ritchie gettin hitched . . .God bless you man . . . will see you in a weeks time . . ah . .marriage . .more than salt and pepper . . .must have spices and lots of water . . .low fire . . high . . .nonsense . . im talking nonsense. i just love my wife. thats all i know.