THe MiSTaKaBLeS

8 days without work seems i've got plenty of time to burn. getting my inspiration comes with everyday punches i receive from my life. and for me its like one big giant wok, awaiting for things to be cooked and here are some of those salt and pepper that flavors my life.

(DISCLAIMER: The events depicted in this nonsense are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental)



NaMe: MoTHeR HeN

RoLe: To LaYeTH THiNe eGGS

aBiLiTieS: can make SOP's in 10 seconds. can write tirelessly on our whiteboard. can send you to the usa, canada or bali in an instant.


NaMe: MoTHeR SuPeRioR

RoLe: Da uLTiMaTe TRaiNoR

aBiLiTieS: can shout effortlessly. works like a horse. claims to know how to drive (lolz).



NaMe: MaDeLiNe

RoLe: iNVeNToRY GuRu

aBiLiTieS: can sit in front of the pc for hours without blinking. can work without talking too. can eat a lot without even gaining weight.



NaMe: MoTHeR EaRTH

RoLe: RoSTeH MaSTeH

aBiLiTieS: makes or breaks your month with the monthly roster. can save paper all year long. hates plants thats why she eats them. makes shrimp, scallops and crabs feel safer. always have no time to do "other" things.



NaMe: Da TaLL oNe

RoLe: SToNeD, FuLL BLaDDeReD BRoTHeR

aBiLiTieS: cannot!.......toilet!.......cannot! . . . . .toilet! . . . can change monthly temp charts without the help of a stool. can change radio channel without the stool. can buy chicken rice every wednesday too!



NaMe: MoJo JoJo

RoLe: ( i DoNT uNDeRSTaND )

aBiLiTieS: can work barebacked. always sees to it that every one is ok and always ask if we are hungry. can sneak up and open facebook without detection during office hours. always ready to go home.



NaMe: BLoSSoMS

RoLE: Be aN eViL CaT

aBiLiTies: jekyll and hyde personality. mischievous beyond the innocent appearance. power puff gurls deadly killer. a little BIG sister. a workhorse. a workcat. luckiest of us all when it comes to nytshifts.



NaMe: BuBBLeS

RoLe: To Be The uLTiMaTe aH LiaN

aBiLiTieS: can scare nurses with a voice and tone which can scare you to the bones. a.k.a. the grandmaster. small in stature but can work like a big person. never wear dresses. please buy her a 2 piece bikini or a nice sunday dress. most of the time wears black, grey or other gangster colors. totally different from her" bubbly" name. ping ping ping ping!!!



NaMe: BuTTeRCuP

RoLe: THe RoYaL HiGHNeSS PRiNCeSS DaBi

aBiLiTieS: does everything royally. irons socks and underwear. if you ask her to "pull up her socks or buckle up", she would tell you she never wear socks. can have a phone bill of over 1k yet never pays using her own money. talks nonstop even we are busy. can laugh at the slightest issue. has a twin sister. (i wish she was not from my hometown, regrets, regrets regrets)




NaMe: MDM ooi!

RoLe: THe DAT GiRL

aBiLiTieS: doesn't know how the earth was formed coz its not important to her. mastered the art of "staring". slow to react on my jokes. quiet yet packs a powerful evil punch. a milder version of her twin royal sis " the dabi-nator". christened uncle ah kaw as "lolence" or "lowland" or whatever. multilingual yet short tongued. (forgive me madam)





NaMe: RauLeNCe TSoNG aH KaW

RoLe: To SuRViVe 6 MoNTHs iN BTS

aBiLiTieS: unique ability to ward off irritants b'coz of his high titer of anti-MJ ( a unique newcomer antibody, mine wore off after 3 months only). quiet, body becomes rigid like a statue and turns red if you make him laugh.


as you can see, life may throw you into a pool of shit, but sometimes the shit got salt and pepper to flavor it and make it a little less stinky. i dunno if its a blessing or a punishment but i do know that with this bunch, i've found a comfortable place to work.
watch one. learn one. teach one.