uNDeRSTaNDTHiS!

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

"The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes."

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all."

“The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”

"Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms”


hilarious. comments? ladies?