aLLTHeLuCKiNTHeWoRLD

you can make a government fall down with a pen. you can kill a person with a pin. you can really move mountains with your brain. BUT..... with what's in front of the "tall one" is one BIG exception. i dont doubt ewik's capabilities. i do believe he could talk and persuade people. but its not him who has the problem. its the other party. so all of you reading this blog and hoping some success would breed after tonight, be prepared to be disappointed. ill play like a football punter tonight. odds: 365,763,203 gazzillion to 1. ill bet my dog, my cat and my tigger stuff toy. lolz. keep dreaming.

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THoSeoLDDaYs...

2001,taken when i just graduated from college. botak like im ready to be hanged . .




this was 2003, 2 years away from my mom = no nagging and no barber in sight . . my first cornrow!




2008, had a freaky, wicked, nasty facelift gone bad... hehehe . .i look worse in person





just found some old pics . . . enjoy slamming me when you see these . .
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FiNaLLY...

gotta rest now. finally achieved a well deserved day off. so sick of receiving fone calls and babysitting nurses without common sense. it has been a happy day though. workin with the power puff gurls with nonestop whining and complaining of a "phenomenon" they cannot understand. whew. WHEN WILL IT EVER END?

hey meow, just a reminder, you are an OLD maid.

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WiSHiN' N' HoPiN

please make me sick. . . please make me sick . . . please make me sick!

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SuSHi!

Question: What do you call a SUSHI, stuffed with minced SHEEP meat, wrapped in PIG's skin, done in NO TIME?

Answer: _ _ _ _ _ .


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YuCKYYoGuRT

why would someone invent something that tastes like rotten food? i hate yogurt (sorry wabs). try cooking something with tomatoes, leave it in your dining table overnight and eat it the following day. it tastes and smell like yogurt ryt? yuck.

anyways, had an interesting day so far. first time in my career as a bloodbanker to receive notices as many as 3 patients dying. a lot of things returned. even a soaking wet transfusion slip that looks like a soggy tissue paper! aiyo...yo yo... yo yo.

we were entertained also by a shouting match in which the whole lab can hear. the distance of these 2 people is about a foot apart yet they seem not to hear each other! was hoping that it will end up in a scratching or a boxing match but we were disappointed. mother hen, uncle TA and me wanna have a wager who will win. too bad it didn't last very long. about 15 mins of selling themselves who is more brave than the other. (i think its not brave, it was stupid!)

well, i hope my next sat would be better than this. better like i must die before saturday and comeback to life sunday morning. just erase next saturday in chunky's book of life. i wont mind losing one day. one saturday. because if i dont die before saturday, ill surely get killed!.lolz. thou shalt pray for me ye kind souls!

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JiNXeD

i have a trivia. what does a laparotomy, craniotomy with an incision of the right occipital tumor and a bleeding GIT have in common? answer: a busy night with the temptation of calling your pager.i was working for a mere couple of hours only and i feel totally spent. im so tired right now. its already 1 am and this is now and only now i can sit down and rest my legs. (i think my calves are cursing me for the last hour oredi). anyways, im happy im alive and its all been taken care of. rest in peace mr unknown male chinese. you wasted my efforts. (please dont haunt me, i dont know any mandarin).

well, i got nothing much to say. that is because i bitch so much these days and my blog has nothing inside but what i bitch about and i promised not to bitch coz bitching causes you bad karma and bitches are for girls only! there are no guy bitches. unless the guy wears a skirt or cuts his testicles off! my gosh, maybe im gay after all!

though i heard from a friend that someone cursed and used some foul words in bts today. thats juicy enough. the person who told me left me hanging though. she'll receive bad karma for doing that. and for the "tall one", i wish you will be successful on the 30th. may you find the right words, advice, encouragement, axe, hammer, nuclear warhead er (getting carried away) to finish what you intend to do. remember your 1 week free lunch much more your treat if you fail us. (personally, im building a statue for you if you will succeed, will put it near tan tock sengs bust in the museum).

%$#@!*&%! <----- im cursing this night. and for all busy nights. watch one. learn one. teach one.

iWaSDuPeD!

i overheard someone that she's going to bukit timah to find peace and serenity. i was duped, beguiled, tricked, fooled coz i believed. huhuhu . . .i didnt find peace , , , nor was serenity. this is all i got.
1) aching body
2) sore heel
3) worn shoes
4) afflicting shoulders
5) buckets of sweat
6) lost calories
as you can see, no peace and no serenity.


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TReKKiNG....

am going out for a walk tomorrow . . .some kind of a nature tripping gig . . gonna take pics and hone my skills in photography . . .i just finished cleaning my lenses and dammit, found a very tiny speck of dust in my viewfinder and i cant get it out . . tsk. . .anyways. . .i hope it will not rain tomorrow . .i need the sun to have nice good pics early in the morning. . . .
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SWeaTYaRMPiTZ....

welcome back to hell.

thats how i felt since 9pm last night. so damn busy. lucky though not to have stupid nurses to work with. transfusion reactions can really ruin a peaceful night. "hey lola, when i came in to work, i noticed you look different. you look like a starved leopard ready to shred someone into bits!" (i was smiling at the back when i checked if the temp was taken oredi or not). I PITY YOU. and all of the victims.

hey guys, i promised not to bitch yet i have a very funny story to tell. i cant control my fingers, i have to let it out. mrs chunky went to the gym one night to join some body pump class. when she finished, she went to the locker room and prepared to go for a shower before going home. upon reaching the locker room, she saw a squid talking to 2 mermaids. they talk in a language mrs chunky couldn't understand. it sounded mandarin (lolz). without the purpose of eavesdropping (ahem), she overheard them. after a few minutes, the squid said goodbye and went off strutting and twirling. funny coz mrs chunky was curious about the mermaid's reaction after the squid left. in a language that mrs chunky can now understand (maybe it was english), one of the mermaid said, "she's a bit blurred, huh?". tsk tsk tsk. mrs chunky cant wait to tell her husband and took out her fone.

maybe this is karma again. i was out of the lab for more than a week and almost 2 weeks of night-less shift. i feel sleepy since 6pm yesterday. my eyes are redder than usual. my legs are cramping. i feel like im irritated of all small mistakes.
(sounds like a girl in her period huh?) i don't know. i want to start doing useful things like iron clothes, csmls review or start with my case study yet i dont have the will to start it. i dont even have the kindness to walk my dog at night. what is wrong with me?

i must solve this urgently. im sorry borj. im failing . . .im failing . .


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GRrRrRrRrrr . . .

no, im not a dog. im just having a wonderful, head spinning head ache.

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MoMMa'SDaY

it has been a week now and my siesta time is almost over . . . thats all i got to say ..

happy mother's day mommy. happy mother's day nanay. happy mother's day mama.






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