HaPPYLuNaRNeWYeaR

geez . . if you are chinese, i think you should spend more than non chinese people every year coz you have more holidays, imagine, you have to celebrate new year twice! lets just put it this way, if you are a rojak singaporean, grandparents are a mix malay and chinese, then you are married to an indian christian guy, lets count how many holidays you have to celebrate. (lets not imagine how your colleagues hate you btw).
new years day. chinese new year. valentine's day (married). lent (good friday). labour day. labor day (might get pregnant). hari raya. deepavali. hari raya haji. national day (coz u are patriotic). christmas! etc etc (sorry if i missed out sumthing.

anyways, i read some comic strip about last year being the year of the fire pig whereas the mother of the house was preparing meals from "pork" during their reunion dinner. makes me wonder this year are they serving roasted rat, mouse kway tyaw, or mice "loh hei" . . .pardon me my chinese friends, i know im just being an ass. im just bored woorking here without much to do. (no stupid nurses to argue around) seems like those with little brains have gone for a long holiday and the smart ones left behind. i pity those chinese nurses though, they look sad as if someone just passed away. tsk tsk tsk. eniweys! happy lunar new year you rats you!

uNDeRSTaNDTHiS!

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

"The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes."

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all."

“The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”

"Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms”


hilarious. comments? ladies?

CoNT......

this is a continuation of my busiest night ever in my whole ttsh career. a week after and im still not over it. am i over acting? maybe. runny nose, fever maybe, coughing like a dog, 3 bleeders, depleted fridge, demanding doctors, "demanding" nurses coz the doctors are demanding, problematic transport drivers, nonresponsive bts (sucker) medical officers, a very tired indian janitor/porter. thats all of it. imagine. i should write a book on how to survive. on how to catch shit when its thrown at you. (you don't! coz its shit you dumbass!). long night tonight . .no action. . . .

PuNiSHeD!

i don't know why i am being punished today . . .just when i stepped in for work then bam! . . emergency blood needed . . armpit sweaty, hands barely warmed up . . .and there i go, in the middle of the crossfire of stupid calls and impatient porters in my window. i barely came in and im totally spent. with blocked nose, itchy throat, ears that can barely hear and an aching back, i somehow have to manage to pass through this hell of a night. what did i do wrong Almighty Father?

sad today, thought of my eldest cousin. . . they will send him to his final resting place tomorrow morning . . won't ever going to see him again. the personality, the frankness, the smile even with some tooth lacking. . . my prayers are for you manong chub . . .breaks my heart not to be there. . i'll surely miss you. you are loved by my family so much.

2YeaRS???

i was completely free today . . .since 0100 hrs till 0500 hours, i could do anything except work. no specimens. no calls. its about time i think that they paid back(mumbling here) . .anyways, it gave me time to finish a slideshow for my wife . . its always nice to browse thru old pics . . especially those really close to your heart, if not, embedded in your heart. 2 years running . . tsk tsk tsk . . this coming january 15 marks the day i married my best friend . . that was a blast! . .a lot of things happen . . tsunamis, earthquakes, er, hehehe, lab u borj!. . its just that in a weird, funny kinda way i feel like its a dream. i could close my eyes and see my wife was my classmate and my best mate and we wouldn't have the slightest suspicion or the impossibility of the occurence (wah lau! beli gud engrish ah beng!) that we would end up getting hitched . . anyways, just like the day, that special day. i would still look at you with the same set of eyes. i love you christine. advance happy 2nd anniversary wabsie.

JeeeZZZ

it has been a long time now . .christmas has passed . . .new year came . . .suddenly i got nothing to write . . .now that im on night shift again, i just wanna say F*%K Y*$ to all the people of the world. have a great year ahead. may you create more problems. pollute the earth more. loiter. vandalize.

just a question. what is it with chinese people and the color red? its weird coz during the chinese new year, most of the decors and dresses they wear is colored red but when you come up to the lab and work wearing red, you get weird stares, if not comments. weird people.

anyways, my good friend ritchie gettin hitched . . .God bless you man . . . will see you in a weeks time . . ah . .marriage . .more than salt and pepper . . .must have spices and lots of water . . .low fire . . high . . .nonsense . . im talking nonsense. i just love my wife. thats all i know.

HaPPY7THBDaYMoCHa!!!

happy birthday to you mookie . . .still remember the skinny cream colored retriever who never left my side the day i adopted you. nearly quarrelled with your mom coz she want me to wait another day to get you . .it was love at first sight you see . . she doesn't understand us . . i love you mocha . . . lolz . . .we shall feast tonight i promise . . ill buy a big pork knuckle and all for ya . . i can also buy a cake if you want . . . .

MeRRyCHRiSTMaS2me!

bwahahahahaha . . .finally got myself a gift . . .sony 80 gigabyte playstation 3 invaded my life . . .though i dunno if it would make my life better or worse . .i think its the latter . .. i have this compulsive disorder that i must play first before i can sleep . .then i must win when i play before i go to sleep . its getting worse by the day . . .i am even thinking about it now! i didnt play last night coz i needed to sleep early coz im working today! my goodness! whats happening to me! i need help!

AwImBaWePaWiMbAwEp!

finally . . .2 nyt shifts are over. can relax for 2 weeks . . goodness! a night full of HCLL shit. the stupid system was down for 2 hours and nurses somehow knew that ill be in trouble if they start ordering. guess what happened? they did! it was a headache writing stuff manually and trying to remember what to do when the system is up. tsk tsk tsk . . i have luck. no good luck but bad ones. seems that it always fall on my nyt shifts. i wonder why . . hey piglet, are you punishing me on purpose? i hate you. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

BaDGLooMYDaY

life's shitty at the moment. dunno what to do. seems that things happen without any logical reason. at least no logical reason for me. it difficult to be in a situation that you are always in the middle where parties wants you to choose which side you must be on . .when is past called past? when can you accept what happened in the past and move on to the future? when can you believe that the past won't do anymore damage as long as you know and learned from it? why cant you stand by each other and not be affected by this nonsense once and for all?

BoREDanDResTLeSS

i really dont understand that last week, i was really craving and looking forward for my 2 consecutive off days since i was working 7 consecutive straight. now in my second day of rest, i feel tired and bored and restless and shitty and sigh. do men really get pms? what does it stand for? bweset.

MoNiTo-MoNiTa

really funny. to see these homo sapiens having headaches trying to shop for gifts. they might be even have grudges against me for having such a problematic suggestion on how to make our christmas in the bank more fun. instead they are in a situation where they worry what to give everyday. my monita doesnt know she's the one and it makes me terribly happy (really) playing the game. something long and hard . . .something slimy and wet . . .something alive and bites! . . .ha ha ha and ha. have a merry christmas every one.